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dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

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sadisticgames:

she knows roughly where they are…
she can hear the surf behind her…
she has no idea though who else may be around.
“There is a glass dildo in front of you, find it with your tongue, and get it good and wet. Soon you will be sitting on it, and there it will stay through dinner.”
Carefully she finds it with her lips and quickly gets it as wet as she can before it is taken from her and she is lifted from the seat, only to be sat back down on the glistening cock. 
Dinner is served, but the blindfold is not removed. Instead He cuts bits and pieces and bids her to open her mouth and feeds her bite by bite. 
she can’t hear anything, between the soft sand, the surf, and the ocean breeze, but she can’t help but feel as if others are watching her be fed.
The dildo inside her is driving her crazy and her juices are dripping onto the sands beneath her.
It has been the most beautiful meal that she has never seen….

sadisticgames:

she knows roughly where they are…

she can hear the surf behind her…

she has no idea though who else may be around.

“There is a glass dildo in front of you, find it with your tongue, and get it good and wet. Soon you will be sitting on it, and there it will stay through dinner.”

Carefully she finds it with her lips and quickly gets it as wet as she can before it is taken from her and she is lifted from the seat, only to be sat back down on the glistening cock. 

Dinner is served, but the blindfold is not removed. Instead He cuts bits and pieces and bids her to open her mouth and feeds her bite by bite. 

she can’t hear anything, between the soft sand, the surf, and the ocean breeze, but she can’t help but feel as if others are watching her be fed.

The dildo inside her is driving her crazy and her juices are dripping onto the sands beneath her.

It has been the most beautiful meal that she has never seen….

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im-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker 

im-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:

Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker 

I just wanted to take a minute and apologize to everyone that follows me. Since my trip to Ma. I haven’t been able to get on Tumblr as often as I would like and the internet here kinda sucks. I will get on as much as I can. Again, I am sorry for not posting anything. I hope you still love my blog. Have a wonderful day. =D